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Nobody loves movies like Citizen
Jim! And he loves them all in his own special way! Just like the
women who've tried to kill him!
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The movie that
always makes Citizen Jim glad he's a Quaker, though he admits
he wishes Quakerism were "even half as funny as
Catholicism." |
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Chicken Sheets
claims that this was the single worst movie renting experience
she and Citizen Jim ever had in 12 years of friendship. After
the film "ended," Citizen Jim took Chicken Sheets
down to the laundry room of the crack house where he was living
at the time. Then he ran to the top of the stairs, turned
out the lights and locked the door so that Chicken Sheets
couldn't get out. John Bethea finally answered the calls of
several complaining tenants and released her from the basement—but
not until three days later! And Bethea chrarged her three
days' rent! Man! |
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Jim grabbed this movie by
mistake one evening while he and his former girlfriend Jeannette
were scrambling to get out of Blockbuster Video before they
were spotted by Chicken Sheets, who was never supposed to
see them together. Turns out, he ended up loving it, and
now owns it on VHS and DVD!
"If you're a Kraut,
he'll take you out! Ha! That's classic!" says Citizen
Jim.
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Jim absolutely foams at the
mouth every time he thinks about the "pointless, contrived"
middle-part of this movie, after "so much meaningful
dialogue and subtle humor" throughout the beginning and
end of it. |
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