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No man or woman alive has ever been chased so shamelessly by so many people from such different backgrounds and livelihoods! But it's true: Citizen Jim is much in demand, as these personal ads will assert!

I am always the forgetting to put on my SHIRT! I am looking for a mans to help me keep tracks of where are my clothes being kept. Digame, por favor!
	Renaissance Man seeks traveling companion/dictation-taker for celestial road trip waaaay beyond the great unknown. I got the bongos, baby, if you got the wheels! Wheee! love, Richie
We are a stable, book-loving, D/D free couple seeking others like us for fun times and the occasional swing. Please do not respond if you are not D/D free, or if you are opposed to restraints as part of your pleasure. We have high standards, you know!
This is the last time I'll lower myself to this level! I'm not gonna beg, okay? So get your head out of your ass and call me! Or I swear I'll jump!
	Yeah. Right. In your dreams. Whoops! Corey, NO!